Playboy: Tell us about your job.
Dana: I'm a contractor for the Army -- a pencil pusher, really. I read reports on missiles and weapons and edit them because the Army has a certain way of writing.
Playboy: How do people react when they hear what you do?
Dana: No one believes me. And then they ask a million questions that I can't answer for security reasons.
Playboy: Okay, we won't ask any of those. But is it true we have nuclear warheads aimed at Kim Jong Il at all times?
Dana: That wasn't even deft.
Playboy: Sorry. Is your workplace very stressful?
Dana: No, everyone's pretty relaxed. We're constantly making fun of one another.
Playboy: What do they tease you about?
Dana: There are things. It's a male-dominated environment, so you get the usual "that's what she said" jokes.
Playboy: That must be hard.
Dana: Exactly.
Playboy: Do you like a man in uniform?
Dana: Absolutely. I watch them march every day.
Playboy: What's the sexiest uniform? Army? Navy? Postal?
Dana: Football! I like the tight pants. I have NFL season tickets. My girlfriend and I used to go just to check out the players, and somehow we started actually paying attention to the games. Now we are absolutely hooked.
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